Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.
Then this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year … Namely,
that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo??? It’s been a year! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally Just hung up. He didn’t call back.
I bet he felt dumb!!!
