>компютри втора употребаt;Well, first I sat down, like this. Then I logged on, like this, and after that, I typed in my password, like this, and after that I edited my file, like this, and after that I went to this line here, like this, and after that I picked my nose, like this.”
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We got a strange case today. When a lady called for support on the game we’re doing tech for, she started to say that her computer was blessed. She also wanted me to pray with her while her computer was rebooting and she was always asking if I was a believer, if I practiced and [...]
“Sir, if your camera cannot be repaired, then the next thing we can do for you is replace it.”
“With what?”
“A camera of your choice, based upon the value you originally paid, in this case, Rs.10,000/-.”
“Well… what if my camera has gone UP in value since then…?!??!”
Buddy… it ain’t an Elvis collector’s plate, allright?
had a customer that recently upgraded from dial-up to DSL. Naturally he complains that his computer didn’t go any faster and that his connection is just as slow. Then he tells me, “First off, don’t blame it on my computer.. I have a Dell 4100. Let’s just start there. It’s a fast computer. . . [...]
I just got off a call with a Customer, 3 way with “$4_letter_computer_Manufacturer”, The customer was referred to them by us, as her dialup modem has been coming up as not responding. The “Tech” who’s name was “Edward”, couldn’t tell the customer how to reboot her Vista machine, (I butted in and explained to the [...]
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows.” The woman then responded, “No, my desk is next to the door. But that’s a good point… The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and [...]
